The Quickness Experience Technical Difficulties

[00:00:00] Speaker A: You know what I honestly thought would be the funniest song to start with the second time around. [00:00:05] Speaker B: What's that? [00:00:06] Speaker A: I was thinking about it this morning. It was like. It was a genuine thought I had, which was like, what if we suck the second time? [00:00:14] Speaker B: No. [00:00:14] Speaker A: Oh, sorry. [00:00:15] Speaker B: How could you? [00:00:16] Speaker A: But you know what I mean? Like, we're gonna be great. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Because the first one went so well. [00:00:26] Speaker B: Well, the first one was so. Just. [00:00:28] Speaker A: Is spontaneous. Yeah. Now we're actually, like, trying. [00:00:30] Speaker B: I never try. [00:00:32] Speaker A: Oh, of course. [00:00:33] Speaker B: So we're in a good place. [00:00:34] Speaker A: Of course. What was I thinking? [00:00:35] Speaker B: I never like. I just. Whoa. [00:00:38] Speaker A: Perfect. [00:00:39] Speaker B: Yeah, dude. [00:00:40] Speaker A: Yeah. There's definitely nothing wrong with our audio feed right now. [00:00:43] Speaker B: It's working. [00:00:44] Speaker A: So this is exactly what we want it to do. Fixing problems. You know what's out effort. [00:00:53] Speaker B: You know what's in being zen. [00:00:56] Speaker A: Mmm. [00:00:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:00:58] Speaker A: Catch me, you can't catch me, can't slow me down. I never even try. Catch me, no, you can't catch me, you can't slow me down. Cause I never even try. [00:01:11] Speaker B: You see me never tryin'while. You out there in the sun, straight dyin'man, I'm relaxed in my house. Poppin a couple of lay's potato chips up in my mouth. [00:01:23] Speaker A: Yeah. Didn't even try to open the bag. It just opened. Best chips I ever had. Then I jumped in my pool. Wait, did I say that I jumped? That would require an effort. Instead, I just kinda humped my way through. Every girl and every guy. They love the way I never even try? I'm so fly. They all love the way that I am. That kind of guy. Yeah, with me the limit is straight up the sky. Never trying. [00:01:56] Speaker B: Never trying. [00:01:58] Speaker A: Somehow in first class when I'm flying and I'm never ever dying. [00:02:04] Speaker B: Who got that gold medal? Who won that first place? Go ahead and stare. That. No trying. In the face. [00:02:11] Speaker A: In the face. No trying. Yeah. I feel good. That makes me feel better. [00:02:15] Speaker B: Yeah. Is it good? [00:02:16] Speaker A: Yeah. Maybe we start now. [00:02:17] Speaker B: We just don't try. Dude, we better include that song. That was probably the most fire. [00:02:22] Speaker A: The most best. That was probably the most fire song. [00:02:26] Speaker B: Yeah. You could light so many dark nights. [00:02:31] Speaker A: With us at the radio station. Trying to be like, playing our demo and being like that, actually. [00:02:36] Speaker B: Wow. That. [00:02:37] Speaker A: That was actually like, kind of the most fire song I've ever heard. [00:02:41] Speaker B: Maybe if I were in an executive position, I would sign those boys. Those 30 something year old boys. [00:02:47] Speaker A: Yeah. You know what we need on our roster is two mid thirties, former failed actors. [00:02:54] Speaker B: Yeah. Dude, that's. I think that'll get the. Well, you know, it'll show the people that there's hope, that you always try, like, yeah. [00:03:03] Speaker A: You know how people, when they get to a certain age, suddenly Morgan Freeman starts coming up a lot? Everyone's like, well, you know Morgan Freeman? [00:03:10] Speaker B: Yeah, dude, he didn't really hit till he was 67. [00:03:13] Speaker A: Yeah. And shout out to everyone who got famous really late for giving all of us something to hold onto. [00:03:19] Speaker B: To be fair, you hear horror stories about the child stars and people who made it really young. [00:03:26] Speaker A: I know it's hard to curse it up, you know? Yeah. And it's like, I mean, obviously the entertainment industry isn't particularly kind to them. Many of them. [00:03:34] Speaker B: What do you mean? I've heard nothing but good things. [00:03:37] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:03:37] Speaker B: There's a documentary, several documentaries about how great the industry is to child stars. [00:03:42] Speaker A: To child stars upper. Yeah. That sounds so sad. I don't even wanna do it. [00:03:52] Speaker B: What's sad about that, man? [00:03:53] Speaker A: Being a child star? I mean, I almost. There was a period when I was like 15 when someone approached my mom and dad being like, you should take him to LA. And it's like my parents decided against it on the advice of a theater teacher of mine. [00:04:11] Speaker B: May I ask what you were doing when this person saw you? [00:04:15] Speaker A: I think they saw me in a local theater production, but it wasn't just. [00:04:20] Speaker B: Hanging out in the park. [00:04:21] Speaker A: Who's that hot kid? Somebody put that ass on camera. To be fair, that is how it happens to some young women. Child stars. Wow, I see you shopping at this h and m. Have you ever considered being a big movie star? [00:04:36] Speaker B: Wow. [00:04:37] Speaker A: But no. For me, it was that they saw me in something and they were like, you should take him to Hollywood. And you know what's kind of funny to imagine is, like, the version of me, if I had gone on that path, like, if I had become that big star. Yeah, you know, what would your life be like? Let's see. I'd wake up, turn off my novelty alarm clock because I can afford that kind of thing. [00:05:03] Speaker B: Yeah, dude, wake up. [00:05:05] Speaker A: House in the hills. No bills, only big ones. I got skills. I pay em all. I'm on call seven days a week to go to the mall. Yeah. All I do is shop and lunch and brunch and hang with friends. I munch and munch. I'm pussy every night. I love it so. Right? Yeah. Feels so good, feels so tight. [00:05:24] Speaker B: If I were a child star if. [00:05:27] Speaker A: I were a child star oh, did I mention I'm 16? [00:05:29] Speaker B: If I were a child star if. [00:05:31] Speaker A: I were a child star, yeah cocaine straight to the brain don't even mind if it's all for the fame if it's all for the best that I get pounding on my chest better than all of the rest I'm like, yeah. Buzz, buzz, buzz that's the bees in my ear when they're telling me I'm causing too much trubs all over Hollywood. [00:05:54] Speaker B: There'S a little buzz buzz about me I don't even go to sleep til like three or maybe four because look at all this cocaine that I've got in store ooh, so many women and so many men just begging to get in I've been partying at the club I just spent like more than a. [00:06:12] Speaker A: Dub more than a dub, more than a thou this music's making me go ow. This is not working. I gotta fix this shit, yeah. [00:06:21] Speaker B: If I were a child star if. [00:06:24] Speaker A: I were a child star this would never happen if I were a child star if I were a child star. [00:06:30] Speaker B: Somebody'S about to get fired fixing problems. Shout out to Amy Poehler for leaving Will Arnett because I think him as a depressed man gave him the fuel he needed for BoJack Horseman. [00:06:42] Speaker A: To Amy Poehler. I wish that I could hold her, but honestly, if I saw her today, I would scold her. [00:06:50] Speaker B: Oh, stupid. Shout out to Amy Poehler. Honestly, I would hold her accountable for her actions. Actions speak louder than words. You heard the birds. Shout out to Amy Poehler, fixing problems. How personal can we get on here? [00:07:12] Speaker A: I think we get to decide that. I was thinking about that, too. I was like, oh, no, I've never, like, done something where I'm me. [00:07:17] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was gonna ask you about a possible date that you may or may not have been on. Oh, and see how vague or how descriptive you wanted to be with it. [00:07:29] Speaker A: That's very interesting. The one I had last night. Yeah, yeah, it was good. Went out. We had a good time. Oh, man, this is a weird thing to navigate. It was good. They took me to a restaurant they like in Noho. [00:07:43] Speaker B: What's the genre of food there? [00:07:45] Speaker A: It was thai or like. No, it was like vegan thai fusion. And I liked it. But today I have been feeling so bad. [00:07:56] Speaker B: Uh oh. [00:07:56] Speaker A: I've been in so much pain. I've been in so much pain. [00:08:00] Speaker B: Was the pain that you're experiencing now? Was it worth it for the date? [00:08:07] Speaker A: Yes. I mean, the dinner was great. Oh. Like, is the pain worth it? [00:08:11] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:08:11] Speaker A: I mean, that is the question, right? Is the is the. Is the love you experienced worth the heartache in the end? [00:08:21] Speaker B: Sure. Or the physical pain from right now, I've been holding in this fart for 6 hours. All I wanna do is fart for 6 hours in front of the girl that I like, and I want to look right. So I'm not gonna fart for 6 hours. [00:08:35] Speaker A: I'm not gonna fart. I'm gonna hold it in. I feel like my belly is just full of sin. So delicious when I ate the meal. But now the time has come for me to fucking deal. Sitting on the toilet, thinking to myself, I wish that I had had the mental health to just think ahead just a little bit. And now instead, my whole day is straight gone to shit. [00:08:57] Speaker B: Yeah. I've been eating lasagna for the last half an hour, not knowing the gastropowers building up inside of my intestines, but I'm still in it until the end. [00:09:09] Speaker A: Whoa. Beat skips. [00:09:10] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah. [00:09:11] Speaker A: Oh, shit. Not so fucking legit, but I'm working with it. Yeah. Trying to skip it. Yeah. The beat rocks, and I'm rocking with it. [00:09:20] Speaker B: Yeah. Oh, my God. As soon as she entered the room, my heart went kak tick a cacti boom. She said, let's go do the movies real soon. What you wanna watch, girl? I wanna watch dune. Uh oh. In the theater for 2 hours. [00:09:34] Speaker A: Uh oh. In the theater for 3 hours. Uh oh. In the theater, 4 hours. Uh oh. I don't have that gastric powers to hold that shit in. So instead, my mind goes to a dangerous place. Thank God there's no water all over this place. Cause if there was, I'd be mentally moving. Yeah. And my stomach would start to groovin'yeah. But instead, I just hold it inside, give her a smile, and say, I'm a member of your pride. I ain't gonna shit. I ain't gonna shit. I ain't gonna shit. I'll tell you a real true story now. Now. 2019. I made a red light turn, but I wasn't supposed to turn. I made a burn instead. I burned through the corner, going too fast. Suddenly, I've got a cop straight on my ass, pulls me over, says, sir, are you drunk? No, I'm not. Even though my car smells like skunk. So he gives me a ticket for $150. So legit, man. So suddenly, I'm like, oh, shit, this is bad. This is probably the worst ticket that I've ever had. So I make an appointment at the legal place. You know, the courtroom, that place where you gotta show your face. I showed up, pleaded no guilty, no contest. Then they had me come back another day. And I confess that morning, I had to be at the court. 09:00 a.m. Santa Monica. That's not a sport. That's an Olympic event. So I went there real fast. I'm in my car, but suddenly I'm starting to feel some gas. And I think to myself, holy shit, sport. You're about to shit yourself on the way to court. [00:11:08] Speaker B: Oh, that's a court squirt. [00:11:12] Speaker A: Yeah. I almost shit myself on the way to fight a ticket. Like, it was so close. It was so close. [00:11:18] Speaker B: Really, really funny. [00:11:19] Speaker A: Yeah. It's hard to tell a story through rhyme. [00:11:22] Speaker B: Turns out, man, I was very impressed, though. That is hard to do. [00:11:25] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:11:25] Speaker B: Cause your brain wants to tell the story, but then your other half. Other half is trying to form it into a rhyme pattern. [00:11:33] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:11:34] Speaker B: And that is difficult. [00:11:35] Speaker A: But, yeah, I was driving my drunk friend home, trying to be the nice guy, and I rolled through a red light turn, which turns out you're not supposed to do. You're supposed to make a complete stop. You're supposed to feel the rock back of the car. But I rolled through it. And they treat that as if you ran through it at 40 miles an hour. [00:11:52] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [00:11:52] Speaker A: It's the exact same ticket. [00:11:54] Speaker B: The California stop, the California roll. Have you heard this? This is true. [00:11:57] Speaker A: No, really? [00:11:57] Speaker B: They call it the. Cause. So many people do that out here trying to, like, catch the light or just, like, zoom by, and I don't know. I'm sure they do it in other places. But I've heard it referred to as the California stop. [00:12:08] Speaker A: California stop? [00:12:09] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:12:10] Speaker A: Damn. Well, I got California stopped. Yeah. But the good news is, that morning, not only did I not shit myself, but the officer didn't show up. [00:12:19] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:12:19] Speaker A: And I got off. [00:12:20] Speaker B: We love that. We love when the officer doesn't show up. [00:12:23] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:12:23] Speaker B: Especially for me. If there's no officers around, I'm a happy camper. [00:12:26] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah. The less law enforcement, I'd say the better. [00:12:29] Speaker B: Not in all cases. Not in all cases. [00:12:32] Speaker A: Not in all cases. [00:12:33] Speaker B: Not in all cases. [00:12:34] Speaker A: Just so we know, most cases. Come on. [00:12:38] Speaker B: Please don't pull me over. Fans of the quickness podcast. [00:12:41] Speaker A: Yeah, we're already using our clout. Like, yeah, someone pulls you over, you're like, officer, please, you may have heard my podcast. It has no subscribers. [00:12:51] Speaker B: For now. [00:12:52] Speaker A: For now. For now. For now. [00:12:54] Speaker B: I know how many cameras. [00:12:55] Speaker A: All the cameras, dude. That is luckily my only time having to go to court. Besides, when I've had to go in. [00:13:05] Speaker B: For jury duty, which I've never served on a jury. [00:13:10] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:13:10] Speaker B: I've always gotten out of it in the way. In one way or the other. [00:13:12] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, there's like a. There's a million ways to get out of a jury. [00:13:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:13:17] Speaker A: There's so many easy ways you can get out of a jury. And I know them all. [00:13:20] Speaker B: You do? [00:13:20] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. I mean, we both know them all. [00:13:22] Speaker B: Well, I know. I know a couple. [00:13:24] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:13:24] Speaker B: I wouldn't mind sharing. Yeah. [00:13:26] Speaker A: So you've been called to the jury. You've gotta serve. But this the kind of thing that you just don't deserve. You don't wanna do it, you think it's super lame, get ready to play. And the name of the fucking game is. [00:13:43] Speaker B: Hold up. Is that coming through on the recording? [00:13:48] Speaker A: The only way to check would be to stop recording. So you don't wanna be on jury duty? [00:13:52] Speaker B: Don't wanna be on jury duty. [00:13:53] Speaker A: Honestly? [00:13:54] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:13:55] Speaker A: I got called into jury duty last week and I didn't have to go in just cause I didn't. Didn't get called. Yeah, but you don't want to be on jury duty. [00:14:03] Speaker B: No. [00:14:03] Speaker A: Count the ways that you can get out of it all five days. Oh. It's not just pretending that you're racist. There's other things that you can do. [00:14:14] Speaker B: Yeah. I can't serve on this jury. When I see this guy, I'm filled with a fury. You see this guy doesn't like aunts, and I'm all about those aunts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:14:31] Speaker A: Aunts, never flaunt. Don't trust them like the uncles. Yeah. They're like a drunk, bro. I don't even like them. Here's one other thing that you should know. Yeah. I wear a big top hat. Wear a big top hat to the court. There's nothing illegal about wearing a big top hat. But people go, what the hell is that for? Suddenly they don't want you on their jury. They're like the big top hat guy. Not trustworthy. Yeah. So wear a big top hat. And if you want, you can put a top hat on a hat. [00:15:05] Speaker B: Here's why you don't want me in the jury, especially in the middle. When I hear about crimes, it makes me giggle. You don't want me laughing through court, huh? Man, you should just escort me out of the room. [00:15:19] Speaker A: Out me out of the room. Also in my pants. I'm making such a biggie kaboom. Yeah. Cause, you know, this is the sport. I just shit on my way to the start of the court. Yeah. Nothing illegal bout shitting in court nothing. [00:15:35] Speaker B: Illegal bout shitting in court. [00:15:37] Speaker A: Yeah, but suddenly the jury don't want you, sport. No nothing illegal bout nothing illegal bout. [00:15:44] Speaker B: I have narcolepsy and I'ma straight fall asleep in this court. I don't want to fall fall asleep, but, man, sometimes I get hurt. Ahahaha. I drop down a big sound. Well, distract everyone. No. [00:16:05] Speaker A: Oh, my fucking God. [00:16:07] Speaker B: What happened? Is it, uh. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something let me tell you something something. [00:16:27] Speaker A: Every week has been beautiful. Every weekend has been rainy. Rainy? [00:16:32] Speaker B: Yes. This is the first non rainy weekend in a while. [00:16:35] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:16:35] Speaker B: And for someone like me, I can't even tell the difference. Cause I just love. [00:16:39] Speaker A: What are you doing? [00:16:40] Speaker B: I love life. And I mean, this is. I'm being goofy, but I really haven't noticed the difference. No, because it's like, I like kind of rainy, gloomy weather. [00:16:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:16:50] Speaker B: And so to me, it's like I still want to get out there and be in the rain. [00:16:54] Speaker A: You're like the lo fi beets girl. [00:16:56] Speaker B: Yeah. I'm just never finishing that paper. [00:17:01] Speaker A: She's, like, doomed for all eternity to write that goddamn ap lit paper. But she's so cozy. [00:17:08] Speaker B: The beats are just so relaxing. [00:17:10] Speaker A: They say that when people stop sending beats to that channel, finally she can die. [00:17:16] Speaker B: Don't stop sending beats. Keep her alive. [00:17:19] Speaker A: Keep her alive. [00:17:20] Speaker B: Keep her alive forever. [00:17:22] Speaker A: Please. [00:17:22] Speaker B: Do you use those? [00:17:24] Speaker A: No, not really. I, um. I if I want to listen to, like, a lo fi beat, I'll just google it. [00:17:32] Speaker B: Wow. Ouch. [00:17:33] Speaker A: I know. I don't use. I don't have any brand loyalty to lo fi beats to study two girl. [00:17:40] Speaker B: Do you know, I I use that one. But there's so many now. People have, like, caught on. So what I've seen, too, is there's. There's lots of area music or, like, my parents in law. Can I say that? My parents in law? [00:17:58] Speaker A: You can say your parents in law. Yeah. Your mother and father in law. [00:18:01] Speaker B: Mother and father in law. Whenever you go to their house, they. [00:18:03] Speaker A: Have, like, Lord drop, Jack's married. Getting married. [00:18:06] Speaker B: Not yet, ladies. There's still time to convince me otherwise, I guess. [00:18:11] Speaker A: Yep. His wife will see. [00:18:13] Speaker B: Yep. And she will not like that. So let me get my back prepared for the doghouse right now. Let me just stretch it out a little bit. What the heck was I saying? [00:18:26] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, your parents in law. [00:18:28] Speaker B: My parents in law, they play those like it's a cafe setting. Have you seen those? And they just play, like, jazz. [00:18:34] Speaker A: Oh, it's like a YouTube video. [00:18:35] Speaker B: Yeah, it's like a YouTube videos, but it's, like, up, it's upwards of like an hour and a half to 2 hours, 3 hours long, and it's just like, and bidi boom. Bap. Bidi do doom. Bap. And you just see, like, a cafe, and it's, like, dimly lit, and there's, like, sometimes there's rain outside. Sometimes it's like a perpetual sunset outside. It's very charming. [00:18:54] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, I feel like, I mean, that does sound lovely. I feel like this is, like, the first thing that's gonna go with AI is, like, these muzak playlists of sort of non specific jazz or non specific lo fi beats to study to where it's. No one is really listening. So if it sounds a little machine generated, it won't matter. I think it'll be a little harder with, like, I guess, pop music or folk music or so I think so. [00:19:23] Speaker B: Like, I'm not sure. I haven't heard. [00:19:25] Speaker A: Or is this the very first song, or will you not even be able to tell the difference? I don't think you'll be able to tell this song. Brought to you by chat, GPT incorporated and meta technologies. [00:19:38] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:19:39] Speaker A: I was walking, walking round my house when I saw, saw a little mouse? The mouse was happy, the mouse was glad? I am the best rapper aren't you glad? [00:19:52] Speaker B: Input hip hop auto generation input hip hop auto generation saving the nation with hip hop auto generation this is the state that I am claiming? Everybody thinks that I'm so lame? But all my beats just happen to sound the same? [00:20:11] Speaker A: But all my beats sound the same? All my lyric too? I'm on every beat? I'm on four and two I'm on one and three? You're never stopping me? But suddenly I'm getting a lot better. [00:20:22] Speaker B: At these rhymes you see uh uh, here I go? Money, pussy, women? That is my flow? Boiling down all of hip hop into three words. Money, pussy, women? [00:20:36] Speaker A: Money, pussy, women, women? Pussy, money, women? Pussy, money, women? Pussy, money, women, women? Pussy, money? Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, women? Money, pussy, money, women I was driving. [00:20:50] Speaker B: In my really nice car? When I saw some women standing down from afar? I took some money, I flashed it to them? Then all of a sudden the women. [00:21:01] Speaker A: They all got in Drake Kendrick Lamar hopping bottles Kendrick Lamar dating models Pussy, women lamar, lamar women kendrick pussy women. [00:21:14] Speaker B: Kendrick yeezy on these streets, on these streets? I need some more money? On these streets on these streets? I need some more women on these streets, on these streets I need some more pussy on these streets on these streets somebody give it to me. [00:21:29] Speaker A: You are witnessing the dawn of a new age. The greatest rap album you've ever heard. Created entirely by a computer. [00:21:40] Speaker B: I'm rich but I'm lonely I'm rich. [00:21:44] Speaker A: But I'm lonely I got women but. [00:21:47] Speaker B: I'm lonely somebody put it on me. [00:21:53] Speaker A: 0100-1100-1100-1110-1001-1011 all hail Zuckerberg. 0100-1001 it's so fun. Ain't it fun when she's zero in my one till I won and I come? [00:22:19] Speaker B: Is this a gift or is this a curse? I love this hip hop inside the metaverse. I like this. [00:22:26] Speaker A: Can it be true? Meta generated? I'm so elated. I have never masturbated without the help of several layers of VR. I love it. I get so fucking v hard. Yeah, it feels so fucking good on my b hard. It's my be real. I don't be real. I be hard. [00:22:45] Speaker B: People don't know how we do it. Wonder why they're surprised when I say that. We're just a surprise. [00:22:53] Speaker A: We're AI. [00:22:55] Speaker B: You couldn't even do it if you tried. [00:22:59] Speaker A: Yeah, so. And that, I think, will come eventually for music. I mean, it's so clear that tech is foaming at the mouth to replace the creative industries. [00:23:12] Speaker B: I have mixed feelings about it. There's some things I love about AI that can help. Certain things. Yeah, of course, I consider myself, I mean, I'll say I'm more of an enthusiast. I love drawing and comics and all of these different things. And so sometimes I've used AI to be like, show me this thing that I want to see, and it will generate an image and I can take what I like from it. [00:23:37] Speaker A: Yeah, I've totally used it as a creative tool. It's like, you're not supposed to say it's like a dirty phrase, but like, it's kind of, it's cool sometimes, and it's really fun. So, I mean, I think it's like anything. I also think it's definitely a splash in the pan. Yeah, I think in maybe a few years, people won't be. The tech industry loves to, like, hop on a hot new term. And then a few years later, I mean, remember crypto? [00:23:59] Speaker B: I mean, I do this. This wife, this is why I think that this wife, this wife of mine is very angry. [00:24:07] Speaker A: And I am in the doghouse. [00:24:09] Speaker B: I'm in the doghouse now. [00:24:12] Speaker A: Le doghouse. [00:24:13] Speaker B: But I think this is the logical evolution? I wouldn't say conclusion, but evolution. Cause it's like, okay, the Internet opens things up, makes, you know, if you wanna go back, books. Okay, books. Radio. Okay, radio, television. [00:24:29] Speaker A: Television, right? All about mass media becoming more and more mass. [00:24:31] Speaker B: More and more mass. And then access to different things. So now you have these learning models that need the input and depending on where they get that from. But so you have this, again, this weird. Now that the Internet has opened everything up, people upload things to the Internet and you have this thing that can use that source to feed in recognized patterns and then spit something back out at you. And it just feels like this is the logical evolution of all of these technologies. So then you can say, like, you would see in, like, some crazy Sci-Fi movie from, like, the sixties or fifties. It's like, computer generate this for me. And then it just does that. And you're like, yeah, that would never happen. But now we're getting so close to. [00:25:12] Speaker A: Just like, yeah, and it's happening really fast. [00:25:15] Speaker B: Yeah, like this. However, whenever you're listening to this. [00:25:20] Speaker A: Whatever saying will already be out of date. [00:25:22] Speaker B: Well, not even that. This is the worst it will ever be. [00:25:25] Speaker A: Oh, I see. [00:25:26] Speaker B: You're saying, look, it's more smooth. The hands will get less weird. [00:25:31] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:25:31] Speaker B: You know, just I think about from last year when people were first kind of rumbling about those AI generated images and like, hmm, what is this? [00:25:39] Speaker A: Look, it's Will Smith eating spaghetti. [00:25:41] Speaker B: Exactly. [00:25:42] Speaker A: And now it's. Now it's like, oh, it's a monet painting. [00:25:46] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:25:47] Speaker A: It's realistic. [00:25:48] Speaker B: And it's. It's only gonna get better. But anyways, I digress. God, there. [00:25:52] Speaker A: You do digress. [00:25:54] Speaker B: I do digress. Have I been dying? [00:25:57] Speaker A: Gross. [00:25:57] Speaker B: Excuse me, excuse. Anything else got you worried in the world there? [00:26:01] Speaker A: I mean, so many things, but, you know, the world is fine. That's not what you were saying last episode. A ghost. [00:26:18] Speaker B: Ghost. [00:26:20] Speaker A: Yeah. Summer 2009. Yeah. Hanging out with my best friend Scooby. It's so fine. Uh oh. Yeah. Just the two of us and the mystery gang. The best hang. The best man's the best women's velvets. Yeah, this was a Scooby doo. All of us hanging out. The mystery crew. We roll around the city every day solving mysteries in a major way. [00:26:48] Speaker B: Ooh. I be like, twinks. This is what I do when I'm like, zoinks. Solving mysteries. And in the back of the van, I'm smoking a little tree. [00:26:57] Speaker A: Smoking trees. Yeah, you know, we do it. It was always implied but we'll get straight to it. Yeah, we smoke blunts all day. Even Fred and Velma. I think Velma's gay. I love it. All of us together. Yeah. Five weird birds of a feather came together in high school. Never gonna be parted. Yeah. Surprise. I farted. [00:27:17] Speaker B: Uh oh. The van just came to a skin. And that old man wouldn't have got away with it if it wasn't for these meddling kids. [00:27:25] Speaker A: Yeah, we love meddling. I love pedaling every single day. I know it's gonna be better, kid. Ooh, it feels so dang good. [00:27:33] Speaker B: 2009 in this neighborhood, solving crimes is such a task. But usually it's just an old man in the mask. [00:27:40] Speaker A: Solving crimes is such a task, but usually it's just an old man in a mask. Two movies, so groovy. Now we back on the old school feel. Do movies. It was fine. But now you know that we're doing it for real. Solving real mysteries in the world. Like, how do politicians get so much money? Why is so much of network television not even that funny? [00:28:04] Speaker B: What's up with the tax cuts for the billionaires? I try to bring it to attention, but nobody seems to care. [00:28:16] Speaker A: That's right, comrade. Comrade Scooby. [00:28:19] Speaker B: Everyone needs Scooby, Scooby Doobert Doo to point out the systems of oppression wrong with capitalism. There are people making that big deal about Velma. [00:28:32] Speaker A: Did you ever see that Mindy Kaling show? [00:28:35] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. They made Velma a brown girl and people didn't like that. [00:28:40] Speaker A: Sure. [00:28:40] Speaker B: And I think they made her gay. Oh, that's right. That was a big part of it. Yeah, I think she was queer. Like, they made shaggy queer or something. And people are like, no, there's not enough straight versions of him for me to be excited about. Like, there's one version of, you know, like, a brown character or a gay character. People lose their minds. [00:29:05] Speaker A: They do. They lost it about rue in Hunger Games. [00:29:09] Speaker B: Oh, that's right. [00:29:10] Speaker A: They lost it about Hermione and the cursed child adaptation for Broadway. [00:29:14] Speaker B: And that's. [00:29:14] Speaker A: It's always the same thing. [00:29:16] Speaker B: They're her. Hermione one is. The Hermione one makes so much sense to me, though, right? [00:29:20] Speaker A: Like, oh, yeah, she's described in the. [00:29:22] Speaker B: Yeah, how she's described and how she's a little bit of an outsider on top of. Even in. Within the magic culture. She's an outsider. Yeah, I love all of that. [00:29:30] Speaker A: Yeah, she's like. She's fighting the version of colonialism that's within the wizard world. Yeah, it's like, it checks out. [00:29:37] Speaker B: It does check out. Yeah, but, hey, whatever. But, hey, I remember, too, they were so. [00:29:42] Speaker A: I mean, in the written version of the quickness, you were white there. [00:29:44] Speaker B: Yeah. And there was a big upset when I got cast. [00:29:47] Speaker A: Yeah, when you got cast, they're like, I always imagine Jack is kind of another white guy. [00:29:54] Speaker B: That makes me feel more comfortable if Jack is white. [00:29:57] Speaker A: I just. When he was described in the books as fun loving and a good dancer. [00:30:04] Speaker B: And says the n word a lot, I thought that was a white guy. I'm so confused. [00:30:09] Speaker A: I thought it was a really racist white guy. [00:30:14] Speaker B: You know, something. Something that makes me feel comfortable, something. [00:30:16] Speaker A: I can relate to. [00:30:19] Speaker B: Oh, man, there's a NASCAR driver guy. I forget his name. Lord, forgive me. But he was talking about, lord, forgive me. Oh, man, I'm forgetting the rapper that he was talking about. But he was going, it's not future, but I want to say he was just going on and on about future or, like, one of the Migos guys and was just about, man, nobody gets on a track and does it like future. But it was like. And I was just like, whoa, my head was gonna explode because it was like, an older guy. He's probably, like, in his sixties. He's talking about, like, ooh, you know, if I were a rapper, you know, I'd be afraid to get featured for a future, to have a feature on my track, I wouldn't allow it. Cause he'd dominate. That's what he does. He just goes out there and dominates all the time. [00:31:03] Speaker A: He has, like, strong feelings about the hip hop community and the dynamics inside man. [00:31:08] Speaker B: It was so funny. And he was like, you know, like, I mean, he gets up there, he says things I would never say, and I kind of like that. I like that he's not afraid to say, you know, it. The hip hop in general's got a sense of a bravado to it, you know? [00:31:21] Speaker A: Sounds like a fan. [00:31:22] Speaker B: And I was like, yo, I don't. He said his son turned him onto it. [00:31:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:31:26] Speaker B: And I was like, yeah, your son's just made you so cool. I wonder if you've always felt that. Or, like, I wonder how many of those outliers are out there, like, people. [00:31:36] Speaker A: Who are, like, secretly into hip hop, you mean? [00:31:38] Speaker B: Well, yes, but I think I guess I'll just say it on a transparent level. I would assume someone at his age bracket where he's from hearing the way he talks, he probably does not like black people, right? So to have him not only be like, oh, yeah, I like that music, but like, here's several very well thought out reasons as to why. [00:32:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:01] Speaker B: Is very entertaining to me. [00:32:02] Speaker A: Charming or just, like, surprising? [00:32:04] Speaker B: Both. Yeah. It's like. Cause he's got that southern charm and the accent. So it's like, wow. Okay. I'd listen to anything that he says. [00:32:14] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:15] Speaker B: He won me over. [00:32:16] Speaker A: He won you over? Yeah. I want to hang out with that guy. [00:32:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:32:20] Speaker A: I mean, within certain parameters. I guess that's how I feel hanging out with some of my family, too. Just like, you know, keep the conversation on track. On track. You know what you talking about? Don't talk back. On track. Keep a combo on track. You got your topics of areas. Don't talk back. [00:32:37] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:32:38] Speaker A: Yee haw, motherfucker. Yee haw, motherfucker. Let's go. Okay. Yee haw, motherfucker. [00:32:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:32:46] Speaker A: Catch me. [00:32:48] Speaker B: I'm never gonna talk to my aunt about psychiatry. Cause she studied counseling for two months, and she thinks she's an expert. [00:32:58] Speaker A: I'm not gonna talk to my grandma about it. Israel, Palestine. That's just an area that she and I do not fucking see eye to eye. So we say, yee haw. Yee haw, motherfucker. Yee ha. Yee haw, motherfucker. Keep it, keep it on track. Keep it on lock. Don't certain things we don't talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:33:26] Speaker B: Yo, I said to my girl, I think this other girl's really attractive. And she didn't talk back. I told my girl that this other girl was attractive, and now that's bad for Jack. [00:33:39] Speaker A: I told a girl that I thought she was pretty in a certain way. Turns out that's not the sort of thing in our dynamic. I'm supposed to say, I keep it on track. I keep the conversation in a box that's black. That black box is where all the things go that neither of us really want to know. [00:33:58] Speaker B: Yeah. I went on a plane and started talking about my favorite explosions from movies. Yeah. [00:34:04] Speaker A: The white attendant said to me, that kind of talk straight up, not groovy. Yee haw, motherfucker. Yee haw. Yee haw, motherfucker. Yee haw. To the feminists. I rarely talk about burning bras. I know how to talk to the other half of the country about certain topics. [00:34:29] Speaker B: Yeah, the next one's great. I went into a wrestling match and said how it was fake. Everybody was angry. But I'm like, y'all staged this before? [00:34:39] Speaker A: Yeah. Much of wrestling professionally is staged. I think the only reference point I have for wrestling is. You okay? Is Spider man one, when he's like, I beat him. It's like, for that, I give you 200. [00:35:02] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:35:03] Speaker A: And it's like, you know, the ad said. [00:35:05] Speaker B: The ad said it was 3300 because. [00:35:07] Speaker A: He wanted a car. $3,000. You beat him in a half a minute for that. You get 200. And then, like, starts his whole plot. [00:35:13] Speaker B: And he says, but the ad said this. I missed the part where that was my problem. [00:35:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:35:18] Speaker B: Oh, man. And then later. That's such a great part. [00:35:21] Speaker A: That's a great part. [00:35:21] Speaker B: That line comes back. Yeah, he could have stopped the criminal. The criminal that killed Uncle Ben. But whereas an audience, we're like, when he feeds that line back to him, the guy's like, you could have stopped that guy. Now he's getting away with my money. And Spider Man's like, I missed the part where that was my problem. [00:35:37] Speaker A: Yeah. Incredible audience. [00:35:38] Speaker B: We're like, yeah, yeah. [00:35:40] Speaker A: Like, we're with him. Like, yeah, that guy's an asshole. And then they shove it right. Right back in our face. Oh, the worst. But I do think. I do think wrestling's probably. I mean. Yeah, wrestling's fake for sure. Well, it's an entertainment for him. Why does it have to be real? [00:35:56] Speaker B: It isn't. It. [00:35:57] Speaker A: Does everything have to be real? [00:36:00] Speaker B: It isn't. It isn't, though. Like, those guys will. There's a lot of improv in there, too. [00:36:05] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:36:06] Speaker B: Which I like. Like, they don't necessarily second beats what moves they're gonna do all out. Like, they'll sometimes will be like, okay. Like, we're gonna give it to the rock. [00:36:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:36:16] Speaker B: He's gonna be the champion. [00:36:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:36:17] Speaker B: But it's gonna be your guys's job to build up that rivalry. [00:36:20] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:36:21] Speaker B: To get people on one side of the other and play out the fight. So it looks like, okay, like, we know rock's gonna win. The crowd doesn't know that. Let's have the rock win a little bit in the beginning, then goes down. [00:36:33] Speaker A: He's gonna lose. It's all over. And then snatches victory from the jaws of defeat. [00:36:37] Speaker B: And you hear. I've heard, like, interviews of these guys talking, like, john Cena and the guy who was the undertaker. And they'll, like, rehearse some of it, but some, they'll be like. There's, like, little things. So when you see them, like, grab each other, they're like, all right, I'm gonna lift you up on three. All right, you good? You good? All right, cool. We're gonna do this. I'm gonna slam you. Whatever. So now they know they're getting, like. They have all these inside names like we do. Rebecca Flip. Okay, cool. Now they know what the next move is. [00:37:01] Speaker A: Not a Rebecca flip. [00:37:03] Speaker B: So that they keep. [00:37:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:37:05] Speaker B: And then people, you know, they. For realsies get cut. They're for real. Like. [00:37:08] Speaker A: Yeah, they get hurt. For real. Yeah. In the same way you can get hurt doing any, like, improv scene. Yeah. In the same way when I get up there to do second beats of a herald, I'm. Yeah, yeah. Wow. [00:37:19] Speaker B: Here's a hot take. Or actually, I want to hear your hot take. [00:37:22] Speaker A: Sure. I'll give you my hottest take right after this. It's about race. [00:37:27] Speaker B: That's a fire. That's a lava take right there. It's a magma tank. What is your hot tub. [00:37:35] Speaker A: I know it's not what we're talking about, but don't worry. It's about right. [00:37:37] Speaker B: I'm glad that you have one locked and loaded. Honestly. [00:37:40] Speaker A: You always got a hot take loaded for parties. [00:37:42] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:37:42] Speaker A: Things start to get slow. You start saying, like, did you know that? Yeah. In the east. And suddenly everyone. Yeah, I have to go. [00:37:52] Speaker B: I forgot my kid is drunk. I gotta. [00:37:55] Speaker A: What were you gonna say? [00:37:55] Speaker B: Have to go. Comedically speaking, is the Herald the end all be all of improv scene? [00:38:04] Speaker A: No, I think they're pretty boring. I don't like heralds. I think they're pretty boring. And I don't know why they've become a standard of comedic practice. I mean, this is such inside baseball for anyone. If you live in LA, if you're on the comedy scene or if you're in New York and you do improv, like, a herald is like a form in improv. Yeah. I think they're really. I never had much fun doing a Herald. [00:38:29] Speaker B: It's a. It's surprisingly a lot of thinking that has to go on for a theater that used to. [00:38:36] Speaker A: Used to say, don't think as their main. As their main. Now they're like, think. But in this way. [00:38:41] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's interesting because when I've seen one done very well. Yeah, I just think that was a very well done, Harold. [00:38:49] Speaker A: Yeah. You're never like. That was so fun. You're just like, wow, you've really. Yeah, there's nothing wrong. I don't want to like. I know it's a lot of people's jam. It's just not for me. [00:38:59] Speaker B: I mean, I. I like to follow the dang fun. [00:39:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:39:03] Speaker B: And I like to have a good time. [00:39:05] Speaker A: And all those people, they don't like to have fun. [00:39:09] Speaker B: I mean, they love to have fun. I just. It's hard for me to have fun in that way. [00:39:12] Speaker A: Yeah. It's also, I mean, because it's like what you study in the school of improv, suddenly it's like, oh, man, all those things I learned in school, then you puts all your, like, school brain on everything. [00:39:23] Speaker B: Yeah, it's an interesting thing, but. Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen one. And I've just been like, wow, that makes me want to go out and do it now. [00:39:31] Speaker A: Yeah. Wow, I feel alive. [00:39:33] Speaker B: Yeah. Cause I'm always just doing the math in my head. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah, good, huh? That could have been stronger. [00:39:41] Speaker A: Right? [00:39:42] Speaker B: Okay. Now they have to initiate a group scene. A group scene. Okay. You know, it's just like, that's what, that's what's going on in my head. [00:39:47] Speaker A: Right. It's like, that's not like a fun. That's not joyous. [00:39:50] Speaker B: No, no, but it. But I get it. I get it. There's merit in it. [00:39:55] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:39:55] Speaker B: I wish that, in my humble opinion, more of the short form y games were. [00:40:02] Speaker A: Oh, really? You miss, like, short form stuff? [00:40:04] Speaker B: I think that stuff is because audiences, I think like that a little bit more. [00:40:08] Speaker A: They really do. [00:40:09] Speaker B: And it feels. [00:40:10] Speaker A: We all, like, look down on it. [00:40:11] Speaker B: But, yeah, it's like improvisers look down on it, but audiences. Because audience. Because audiences can grab that and, like, understand what's happening. Yeah, here's the, this here's the. That they do it. It's short. Great. On to the next thing. [00:40:24] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:25] Speaker B: Where it's like people who don't know long form improv and they go and see an improv show, they're like, okay. It's like, I don't know, it's like, it has to. They make up the rules and then you have to know the rules somewhat to really appreciate it. [00:40:41] Speaker A: It's like going to watch a chess match and you've never heard of chess, and everyone around you is going like, wow, they moved the knight to d five and you're like, what's going on? Where am I? [00:40:50] Speaker B: Exactly? Exactly. [00:40:51] Speaker A: What if they hit each other instead? That'd be fun. Then you go to watch wrestling. [00:40:55] Speaker B: Then you go get some wrestling in your system. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I think that's interesting. But there's so many ways to do comedy. I'm frightened still of stand up. [00:41:05] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. No, stand up's not for me. [00:41:08] Speaker B: It's so solitary. [00:41:09] Speaker A: It's very solitary. It's very scary. You're just up there. And the funny thing to me about stand up is, like, when you do stand up, if they don't like it, it's not like you can't hide behind anything. It's just like. No, they just don't like you. Like, oh, we just don't like your opinions and your way of thinking about the world. [00:41:28] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, it is. It's, like, so vulnerable, much like this. In a way, I feel safe, though, this. [00:41:35] Speaker A: I feel so safe. [00:41:36] Speaker B: Cause, I mean, you're here. [00:41:37] Speaker A: Yeah. If it's bad, I can blame you. [00:41:39] Speaker B: And if it's bad, I can blame you. So it's perfect. [00:41:42] Speaker A: And that's our pr. That's. That's our. That's the core of our partnership, is that I can. There's always someone else to blame. [00:41:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:41:49] Speaker A: You know. [00:41:50] Speaker B: Yo, sorry, teacher. I don't have my homework. Cause my dog ate it. Besides, that assignment just ain't it. [00:41:59] Speaker A: Sorry, boss, couldn't make it. I had the flu, and I'm also jerking it. What am I supposed to. To say? It's all just part of my blame game. [00:42:10] Speaker B: Yeah, this really isn't on me. I'ma blame the whole government and economy. Yo, I'm in a lower wealth class, so, uh, that's why I had to miss class. [00:42:23] Speaker A: Yeah. This is the republican anthem. If you don't do something, stand up and get your bootstraps on. Yeah. You didn't do it, then you failed. You are a. A result of everything. You tried and failed. [00:42:36] Speaker B: I get my nose to the grindstone just so I can earn some money to buy a home. [00:42:42] Speaker A: Yeah, you ain't got a home. You didn't hustle. Yeah, if you're not thin, wear a bustle. Wear a motherfucking bustle. 1440s flow. Now you know I'm rocking. Uh, if you fucked up, it's your fault. If you fucked up, don't play the blame game. [00:42:59] Speaker B: No, this is not my fault. Yo, my dad beat me to a fault. Whoa, I got beat, yo. That's why I'm tough on these streets. [00:43:11] Speaker A: I'm anxious and avoidant. I'm also fucking weird. Yes. Surprise to you. That's why I can't grow a beard. Also why I cannot show up to your birthday, because I am really anxious. Hooray. [00:43:23] Speaker B: Sorry that I'm late. It wasn't me. It was my Uber driver. Sorry. He doesn't seem like a hustler or a thriver, but that's not me. If it were me, I'd be on time. [00:43:34] Speaker A: You see, I have the intention to be a good guy, but somehow it always ends up that I'm a bad guy. Why is that my fault? Can you fucking tell me why it's not my fault. It's some other guy? Yeah, I play the blame game. Oh, I play the blame game. Oh, I play the blame game. I'm dropping blame names. I'm dropping blame, blame. [00:43:59] Speaker B: Uh, sorry, it wasn't me. It was the whole pilot. [00:44:03] Speaker A: That's the whole pilot? The whole pilot, yeah. Guess what, motherfucker. Sorry, it wasn't me. It was the whole pilot. The entire pilot who couldn't fucking drive it. He couldn't drive the plane that came to your city. That's why I missed every single thing. I'm not shitty. [00:44:23] Speaker B: My show didn't get picked up. It wasn't me. It was the pilot. [00:44:28] Speaker A: It was the whole pilot. Yeah. You should try it. Playing the blame game. The whole pilot. [00:44:38] Speaker B: It was the whole pilot. It would be nice if I even knew what I was. [00:44:43] Speaker A: They call me a whole. They call me the whole pilot. Cause I'm always flying into them holes. Sexually. [00:44:51] Speaker B: Ooh. [00:44:52] Speaker A: Oh, okay, you got it. [00:44:53] Speaker B: I liked it more at the end. [00:44:55] Speaker A: Oh, cool. I like it more in the end as the whole pilot. You know, I'm navigating places people have never been deeper and deeper in those holes. Yeah. [00:45:09] Speaker B: That book. Holes from middle school. [00:45:11] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:45:11] Speaker B: Whole new meaning now. [00:45:13] Speaker A: Whole new meaning now. Yeah. Holes. [00:45:17] Speaker B: Holes. [00:45:17] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:45:18] Speaker B: Remember that book? [00:45:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:45:19] Speaker B: You remember that? [00:45:20] Speaker A: Yeah. There was Stanley. Like, Stanley Stanley. [00:45:26] Speaker B: I wanted to say ip kiss, too. [00:45:28] Speaker A: That's the mask. Yeah. Stanley Ipkiss is the name of. The guy in the mask is Jim. [00:45:32] Speaker B: Carrey's character in the mask. Yell nats. [00:45:35] Speaker A: Yell Nats because it's Stanley. [00:45:36] Speaker B: Backwards. That's right. [00:45:37] Speaker A: Very strange. His name's a palindrome. That seems like a stretch. Hey, man, I don't think y'all Nats is a naturally occurring name. [00:45:44] Speaker B: That book was crazy. I remember reading it in, like, 6th grade and really liking it, and then I think I saw, like, a YouTube video, and somebody was, like, explaining what the book was about, and I was like, oh, yeah, that's right. That book is wild. It had, like, a whole, like. [00:45:59] Speaker A: It's so funny when you, like. You think you liked something and someone explains it to you, and you go, oh, shit, I fucked. I guess I didn't realize that it was any of those things. I thought it was just fun. [00:46:11] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:46:11] Speaker A: I'm trying to think of, like. Yeah. I'm trying to think of other things like that. I'm having trouble. But it's. It reminds me more of, like, when I go see a movie and I liked it. [00:46:18] Speaker B: Yes. [00:46:18] Speaker A: And then I watch. I'd read the Metacritic reviews and I'm like, oh, man. I guess I. I guess I didn't like it because it was, like, derivative and. Yes, pedestrian. [00:46:27] Speaker B: Do you know? And that's on the opposite end of that. Recently, for the musical version, I watched Dune. [00:46:34] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:46:35] Speaker B: And I. I had tried to watch it. No joke, four times. The fourth time that I actually watched it. [00:46:42] Speaker A: Oh, my God. [00:46:42] Speaker B: Was this time for the musical version? I'd fallen asleep on it the other time. Well, one time I just had to, like, I started it. Didn't realize I had something to do. Then I had to stop it. Yeah, but those other two times, I literally fell asleep on it. And it's not. And it's so strange to me because I'm like, I like science fiction and I like fantasy and I like big lore and I like, oh, this guy. And this guy. And I love comic books. And, like, part of the reason I like comic books is because they're so interconnected. There's a lot going on if you choose to deep dig deeper. But I was. And I love Denny Villeneuve who did the new dune. Like, I love Blade Runner. I love even the more pared down stuff that he does. Like, prisoners is great. Sicario is great. [00:47:21] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:47:22] Speaker B: Love it. And I think dune looks amazing. [00:47:25] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:47:25] Speaker B: But I'm just like a coronation. I'm just so bored. It's like, even though how it shot is, like, these sweeping vistas of, like, the desert and, like, big monochrome structures. And I'm like. And it's like, all this, like. And then Timothee chalamet looking, like, vaguely, like, perturbed the whole time. [00:47:46] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:47:47] Speaker B: And I'm just like, what's happening? [00:47:50] Speaker A: What am I. [00:47:51] Speaker B: What am I supposed to connect to? And I'm just. Man. And then, so, like, it took this guy on YouTube to explain to me because something that the movie does not talk about is spice and why it's so important. [00:48:06] Speaker A: Oh, right. Yeah. It talks about it for a second. It's like, that makes. Spice is space travel. And that's why it's the most important, valuable thing in the galaxy. And that's like a quick under explanation under a shot of a spaceship moving. And then once you know that, you're like, oh, so it's like a metaphor for oil, right? [00:48:26] Speaker B: It's a metaphor for oil. But in the actual book, the reason that it's so valuable is because it can. They don't have machines anymore. There was a war against the machines in the lore, and then the humans won. So because of that, in order to do space travel, you gotta sniff this spice to put your brain in a place where you can navigate the stars. Oh, did you see? You didn't know that? So it's essentially like crazy. Psilocybin. Cocaine. It, like, lets you see, think in a way that your brain can't think when you're not on spice. [00:49:00] Speaker A: Whoa. [00:49:00] Speaker B: So that way, you can navigate through the universe. And that's why it's so, like, precious. [00:49:05] Speaker A: I didn't know that at all. [00:49:07] Speaker B: And that's so much more interesting to me. [00:49:09] Speaker A: That's the power of a YouTube video, I guess. [00:49:11] Speaker B: Yeah, dude, the power of YouTube. [00:49:15] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:49:15] Speaker B: I'm learning all kinds of new things. [00:49:17] Speaker A: Yeah. Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Welcome to my channel. I'm gonna teach you a lot of new stuff. [00:49:25] Speaker B: Hey, guys. Welcome to my new channel, where I'm gonna teach you everything you've ever needed to know. [00:49:32] Speaker A: When a girl approaches and she'll catch your eye, don't try to flirt right away. Just try to be a normal guy. [00:49:41] Speaker B: If you have a potato and an air fryer, you can make some french fries way more healthier. [00:49:50] Speaker A: You can clean a rug seven different ways using toothpaste and salt. You can also protect yourself from a certain kind of assault. There are lots of things that you can learn. Just click on subscribe today, and I'll teach you everything that you need to know by the end of day. YouTube school it's so cool, it's so cool YouTube school all the things that my dad never told me YouTube school. [00:50:22] Speaker B: It'S so cool, it's so cool YouTube. [00:50:25] Speaker A: School learning from my homie I didn't. [00:50:29] Speaker B: Understand a book so I went and took a look on my favorite YouTube channel and now on this book information, I've got a really good candle. [00:50:39] Speaker A: Yeah. I was feeling so mean till I stumbled across Hank green telling me things that I've never seen Sci-Fi show is so, so sweet. [00:50:49] Speaker B: I didn't know what was better to choose until I found a video on YouTube. [00:50:54] Speaker A: I didn't know which was my favorite water. I didn't know which was aquafeed or smart water. I just didn't know. But now I know. Thanks to YouTube algo thank you, thank you. [00:51:10] Speaker B: I'm gonna like and subscribe. [00:51:13] Speaker A: Thank you, thank you. Finally, I feel alive. Thank you, thank you to my YouTube. [00:51:21] Speaker B: YouTube school I'm gonna pay for premium oh, no ads for me I'm gonna pay for premium. Get those ads away from me. Nah, nah, nah, nah. [00:51:36] Speaker A: I'm just gonna use an ad blocker and pretend I didn't, though. I'm supposed to support the creator economy, but I look the other way, my bro. [00:51:46] Speaker B: YouTube used to be just a place for silly videos. Well, now this is the place where all the pros go. [00:51:56] Speaker A: All the pros go there, and the amateurs as well. But if you flip to the wrong side of YouTube, it can be a living hell. Welcome to YouTube school. I'll teach you how to build a bomb. YouTube school. You should say fuck you to your mom. [00:52:15] Speaker B: Take this red pill. Become an incel. [00:52:20] Speaker A: It's the only way to escape from your teenage boy hell. [00:52:24] Speaker B: YouTube school. [00:52:27] Speaker A: It's so cool. [00:52:31] Speaker B: Jamie, pull that up. [00:52:34] Speaker A: What's that a reference to? [00:52:35] Speaker B: That's a Joe Rogan reference. [00:52:37] Speaker A: He says, jamie, pull that up. [00:52:38] Speaker B: Yeah, he's talking about something like, he'll be like, did you hear about this chimpanzee? Yeah. Completely ripped this woman's face off. Jamie, pull that up. [00:52:45] Speaker A: Oh, God. [00:52:46] Speaker B: And he'll pull it up. Look at that. That thing's going. That thing's going crazy. Huh? That's why we shouldn't have chimpanzees as pets. [00:52:52] Speaker A: This is why I'm just asking questions about if the Jews control the weather. Fucking chill, Rogan. [00:52:58] Speaker B: Wait, they don't? [00:53:00] Speaker A: Uh, we don't. [00:53:02] Speaker B: I've been paying attention to the wrong people. [00:53:08] Speaker A: Lehigh. What kind of weather would you like today? [00:53:11] Speaker B: Hey, what's up, sy? Good to see you. Um, yeah, just a nice, sunny day. [00:53:16] Speaker A: We should be fine here in Los Angeles. We'll get right to it. [00:53:20] Speaker B: Thank you so much. Here's your shekels. [00:53:22] Speaker A: Oh, good, good. Yeah, it's good that you said shekels, too. We love our shekels. Famously. Famously, famously. It's a really, really good time to be jewish. Really? Yeah, yeah. Can't win that one. No one can. [00:53:42] Speaker B: No one can. It's not good, but the world's fine. [00:53:45] Speaker A: Yeah, everything's fine. Everything's good. [00:53:47] Speaker B: We're having a great time. YouTube school was fine. [00:53:49] Speaker A: YouTube school. Joe Rogan is a piece of shit. I don't know. He's just asking questions, you know? [00:53:56] Speaker B: I don't have the same vitriol for Joe Rogan as a lot of people do. Oh, no, no. I think he's just. [00:54:04] Speaker A: He's just lost. [00:54:05] Speaker B: I think. I think he's just. I don't want to say idiot. That's what my brain went to. That's why I laughed. I honestly don't think he's an idiot, either. I just think it's like, here. Here's. Here's a guy who, like, got a podcast going, and it just happened to. [00:54:17] Speaker A: Be, like, super popular, and he's just some guy. [00:54:20] Speaker B: I think he's just, he doesn't have a political. I mean, he doesn't. [00:54:25] Speaker A: He's just trying to understand, and he's getting lots of different opinions and. But, yeah, but I think we're, the problem is that maybe then that he's stupid. [00:54:35] Speaker B: Well, that's the thing. He people, and I think this, this is interesting. This is a statement on comedy and all these different things, but it's like, I think he's just doing what he does and his platform outgrew being able to just speak your mind. [00:54:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:54:50] Speaker B: So there's a certain. [00:54:52] Speaker A: Yeah, you gain a certain level of social responsibility at a certain level, and he wasn't really ready for it. [00:54:57] Speaker B: He wasn't ready for it. And. And I think comedians in general, not all of them, but some of them right now, seem to think, like, I should be able to say whatever I want whenever I want. [00:55:05] Speaker A: Right. [00:55:05] Speaker B: Regardless of what the implications are, regardless of how popular I am and what that's gonna do for, like, impressionable minds. [00:55:12] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:55:13] Speaker B: And I think that is where the true responsibility is. But if you. I also think, like, there's a part of you that's like, well, if you don't want to do it, you don't want to do it, but then people have the right to call you an asshole. [00:55:25] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:55:26] Speaker B: You know what I mean? [00:55:26] Speaker A: But I guess if he's comfortable with that, I don't know. This is probably why. Also, like, a lot of people speak less now or, like, you know, comedians will come out, do their special, and then, like, disappear. I feel like there's less cultural commentary moment to moment now than there has been in the past, in part because people are, like, waiting to see the way popular opinion lands on every issue. So people just kind of stay quiet and wait to see which way the wind blows. [00:55:56] Speaker B: That's like that line from. From Hamilton. Oh, nonstop. [00:56:03] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:56:04] Speaker B: I keep to my plans. Wait to see plans close to my chest. Wait for it. [00:56:11] Speaker A: I wait to see which way the wind will blow. [00:56:14] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah, that's it. [00:56:15] Speaker A: Yeah. Leslie Odom, if you want to be on the show. [00:56:19] Speaker B: Yeah, come on down, dude. [00:56:20] Speaker A: Come on down. You're totally welcome. [00:56:21] Speaker B: I think. I think he might be pretty good at singing and whatnot. Yeah, he might have a good time. [00:56:26] Speaker A: Well, I don't know about the singing. He can chat, yeah. [00:56:30] Speaker B: He can chat, yeah. [00:56:31] Speaker A: He can chat, yeah. [00:56:31] Speaker B: If you come here, Leslie, be prepared to talk. [00:56:34] Speaker A: Be prepared to talk. [00:56:35] Speaker B: But you're not gonna sing. [00:56:36] Speaker A: Maybe not. Maybe don't sing. [00:56:37] Speaker B: Spare us. [00:56:38] Speaker A: Spare us. Yoinks. [00:56:40] Speaker B: What's. What's something that you've liked that. That maybe you had to keep to yourself or keep quiet because it's not, like a popular opinion. [00:56:49] Speaker A: Oh, you're asking for my hot take. You did it in a different phrase. [00:56:53] Speaker B: I mean, it doesn't. It could be, like, a property. It could be a belief. It can be anything. [00:56:58] Speaker A: What's a. What's a hot. What's something that I don't. Oh, well, I can tell you about my special interest. That is not cool. Like, I'm listening because there's nothing, like fun or interesting about this, but I've gotten really into credit card points. [00:57:14] Speaker B: I mean, that's. That's legit, dude. That's. Yeah, that's some adult shit. [00:57:19] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:57:19] Speaker B: For lack of a better way. [00:57:20] Speaker A: Like, I could get. I could get passionate about credit card points. [00:57:23] Speaker B: Oh, yeah? [00:57:24] Speaker A: Yeah. Like, look, as long as we're gonna process payments, I love my little kickback, you know? [00:57:32] Speaker B: Tell me about your points, boy tell me about your points, boy ooh, girl tell me about your points, boy tell. [00:57:40] Speaker A: Me about your points, boy intro offer, 60k. Got it in a couple days. Yeah, now I'm rocking second class on a way to Albuquerque, yeah, flights, on flights, yeah and if the price is right, the redemption's good then I'm going in, yeah, you can't stop me my mind will spin tell me about your. [00:58:02] Speaker B: Cash back tell me about your cash. [00:58:04] Speaker A: Back let me tell you about it tell me about your cash back tell me about your cash back yeah, I'm on the chase I'm on the bilt as well yeah, you know, when I see a card, I smell out a deal and then I can't be stopped. Yeah, I'm rising straight to the top. [00:58:20] Speaker B: Which bank is best? Don't you know? They've all got good points, but my favorite's wells Fargo or maybe bank of America. Cause they got a really low apr. [00:58:30] Speaker A: Yeah. You know the coolest thing, walking into the party. And your dick will swing when you got a couple cards hanging out. Yeah. You know what my credit's about? I got a high score FicO deal. Yeah. You know that this shit is real. [00:58:44] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:58:44] Speaker A: 777 82. I could buy a home if I could afford it, dude. [00:58:49] Speaker B: Ooh, tell me about your cash back. [00:58:51] Speaker A: Tell me about your cash back let me tell you, honey tell me about. [00:58:55] Speaker B: Your cash back I'ma tell you, honey. [00:58:59] Speaker A: Let me tell you, honey what I got in my wallet, yeah, credit capital one, huh? Yeah, it's going so dang well, I got chase Wells Fargo ass whale, there's. [00:59:08] Speaker B: Visa but let me tell you what's best. Look in my pocket of black American Express, yeah. [00:59:13] Speaker A: Mx, you got it going on by the end of the song, I'll have points till dawn. Yeah. Sixty K, eighty K, one hundred k in a couple of days. Yeah. Feeling good playing first class I got these points. Fake shit out my ass. [00:59:27] Speaker B: Yo, let me tell you what I'm really excited about. I got so much in my savings account. [00:59:32] Speaker A: Yeah. $3,000.03 whole thousand dollars. [00:59:37] Speaker B: I hope I don't break my neck cause bye bye to all that cash I just racked up, yeah. [00:59:42] Speaker A: Instead I'm going in debt instead, I said, I'm going in debt but think of all of the. All the sweet, sweet, sweet points, yeah, I smoke em up like joints, yeah. Feel so, so good spending everywhere in my neighborhood. [00:59:56] Speaker B: Yeah, I hope they got that tap yeah, I hope they got that tap. [01:00:02] Speaker A: Hope they got that tap if they don't, I do not put up with that crap. [01:00:05] Speaker B: Nah, I don't care what you say. The best way to pay is Apple Pay. [01:00:10] Speaker A: Yeah, give me the Apple card. Yeah, that shit goes hard. And I'm frayed up, scarred from when they canceled it. Yeah, I love my credit cards. I am a consumer at heart. Nothing makes me happier than spending money. [01:00:24] Speaker B: Yeah, what's your limit? [01:00:29] Speaker A: But, yeah, it's not, like, a cool hobby because, like, I don't know. I don't think, like, being, like. Yeah, I love to leverage my. [01:00:37] Speaker B: I think that's great. There's YouTube channels on that. [01:00:40] Speaker A: Oh, I know. Yeah, I know. Again, it's like. It doesn't. It also, like. Not that I'm, like, trying to curate a certain image, but, like, there's something about it that's so, like, lame. I don't know. Like, it's not cool. Like, it's cool, obviously, to, like, get to fly to places for free or for cheap. That's very cool. But the actual, like, thinking about redemptions and, like, thinking about leveraging money, I find it very, like, the opposite of what I, like, try to spend my day thinking about, which is, like, art and culture and music and, you know, it's very financial. Not that being financial is inherently bad. [01:01:16] Speaker B: We should make it cool. I mean. [01:01:18] Speaker A: Yeah. That song, I think, is gonna go most of the way. [01:01:21] Speaker B: Yeah. I think the kids will be like, okay, I think I get it now. [01:01:24] Speaker A: Now I think I. I think I'm gonna like it here. As Annie says. [01:01:30] Speaker B: Annie does say that. [01:01:31] Speaker A: Yeah. Famously. [01:01:32] Speaker B: Now I want to sing that song. [01:01:35] Speaker A: I think I'm gonna like it here. Yeah, the original gangster Annie. [01:01:41] Speaker B: Annie, man. Little redheaded Annie. [01:01:42] Speaker A: Yeah, a little orphan Annie, man. [01:01:45] Speaker B: Daddy Warbucks. Now, that's a name. [01:01:48] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm a bit of a daddy warbucks myself. [01:01:51] Speaker B: You really? That's how you got your money? [01:01:53] Speaker A: Yeah. Yeah, I inherited it from my daddy. I'm. I inherited all my money, dude. [01:01:58] Speaker B: Damn, I had no idea. [01:02:00] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm a. I'm a. I'm a cash. I'm a trust fund kid, yo. [01:02:07] Speaker B: Just a trust fund kid and a Nepal baby spending all this money like we going crazy both our parents got busy in the eighties, yeah, we just some trust fund babies. [01:02:21] Speaker A: Yeah, switch it, switch it up now. Yeah, I'm just a trust fund baby. Fun's going crazy, yeah so what if one eye is lazy? No one looks in it cause they trust the mun, yeah, when I'm out on the having some fun, I say, I can cover that my guy, I can feel him fly? I've been like rocking in a shirt and a tie, brand new slacks, yeah, how I act always like I got money flowing in the back, yeah, so nice. Snorting it like spice cocaine oh, my brain. Always feeling like I got tons of. [01:02:55] Speaker B: Fame, yeah, here come the nepo, baby acting crazy? I just got cast in a new movie lady, you want I got a speaking part didn't work for it didn't. [01:03:05] Speaker A: Come from my heart, no, I'm someone's daughter, yeah, executive producer my father, yeah, so I got a speaking part? Didn't have to come from the heart, no and what's more, what's more every time that I walk. That I walk through the. The door, the door I'm the. Got the kind of face that people just can't ignore, ignore, ignore? Cause I got those uma thermad eyes that just come straight for. Straight for your heart and my name Maya Hawk. I'm a nepo, baby I'm a nepo, baby? All my movies going crazy I'm a nepo, baby? [01:03:44] Speaker B: People wanna know what I've gotten stored was it from my dad? Just got my foot in the door. [01:03:50] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, my dad got my foot in the door but then there was more I started getting movies and projects galore couldn't even stop me, yeah, only my brother could ever top me, yeah, this competition in our fam. You seen succession? That's how I am, yeah, I'm a nepo from the top to the bot yeah, you know I'm so hot? [01:04:13] Speaker B: I just started a business? Things are getting so intense? People wanna know how try this Nepo baby shit. [01:04:22] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah brand new money from old money isn't it funny? Yeah, but I'm not that crazy, baby, yeah, I'm just a nepo Baby, baby I'm a nepo Baby, baby, baby I'm a nepo Baby, baby all right, thanks for watching, y'all. Have a great day. Night, evening, afternoon and morning. Bye.