November 19, 2024

00:29:27

The Quickness: The Deep Trappy Episode

The Quickness: The Deep Trappy Episode
The Quickness
The Quickness: The Deep Trappy Episode

Nov 19 2024 | 00:29:27

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Philip and Jack discover the greatest backing track of all time... DEEP TRAPPY. 

What is a deep trappy? Whatever you want it to be.

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[00:00:00] Speaker A: I thought you were trying something new. [00:00:01] Speaker B: I wanted to be all the way over there because it's prettier. But I don't think I can. Not if I'm gonna reach. Deep trappy. [00:00:11] Speaker A: Deep, deep, deep trappy. Not coming through the headphones. There it is. [00:00:17] Speaker B: It's always so loud. [00:00:27] Speaker A: Deep, deep trappy. I love it when she's happy and when I'm not. I give her permission to straight slap me. [00:00:35] Speaker B: Deep, deep trappy. I love. She takes a nappy. Cause then she's not tired so she wants to get at me. [00:00:42] Speaker A: Deep, deep trappy. I need a little pick me up so I get a deep, deep, deep, deep frappy. [00:00:50] Speaker B: Deep, deep frappy. Give me a little coffee. Then my girly happy. She don't wanna cough on me. [00:00:57] Speaker A: Nope. Covid. Talking about 0. [00:01:00] Speaker B: Covid. [00:01:01] Speaker A: No Covid. Talk about Z. [00:01:03] Speaker B: Z. [00:01:03] Speaker A: 0. Covid. [00:01:05] Speaker B: Case 0. You can call me hero. I am like that actor, you know the one, De Niro. Yeah. You love him truly. Yeah. I'm not e. I'm not ean. I ain't got no eoli. [00:01:20] Speaker A: Buer. Bu. I. He's not here. I guess he fooled her. [00:01:27] Speaker B: He fooled her. Not in the school, bro. Yeah, he ain't here. He got her cooling, cooling off. Go through the floor. Call a kool aid, man. Yeah, I got a plan. I busted the wall, spider man. I'm better than them all. Yeah. You know I never ever fall. Number zero of them all. [00:01:42] Speaker A: Oh yeah. I got that sugar, baby. Oh yeah. Come take a look here, baby. Oh yeah. I'll fill that cup right up. Oh yeah. Give me more of that cool kool aid nut. [00:01:56] Speaker B: Kool aid nut in my butt. Please, Kool aid nut. I tell you what. Please Kool aid nut. [00:02:05] Speaker A: What? [00:02:06] Speaker B: Gotta have it. [00:02:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:02:07] Speaker B: Kool aid nut. Stopping traffic. [00:02:10] Speaker A: I'm asthmatic. [00:02:11] Speaker B: You. [00:02:12] Speaker A: Oh, that's it. [00:02:14] Speaker B: You're about to be the craziest. I'm asthmatic. You gotta have it. I'm rocking out of you. [00:02:22] Speaker A: That beat just kind of went to a little. Just petered up. [00:02:25] Speaker B: I know. Yeah, just stopped. But you called it. Deep trappy. Deep trappy. I just want to do it again. It's so good. [00:02:39] Speaker A: Do you want me to sit down? They call it deep trappy. You know she gotta have me. Everybody's looking but they walk straight past me. Deep trappy. Gotta have me. Everybody trying but they can't outlast me. [00:03:05] Speaker B: Deep trappy. Yeah, she call me pappy. She's super Latino, so she wanna go get at me. She like, aye, poppy. Yeah. Please do not stop me when she sees what I got going she gonna get off me. [00:03:19] Speaker A: Got that. Deep trappy I'm feeling way too happy in a bar pass closing now my dick a little floppy my dick floppy. [00:03:28] Speaker B: Like an OPC they say I don't fuck around cause I'm not PC I say political correctness that ain't for me Try to cancel you can't alt delete me nah. [00:03:42] Speaker A: Deep, deep ravage ravage Deep trap me trying to get at me. Cops after me but they trying to slap me. [00:03:56] Speaker B: The cops are after me but only want to slap me. They kind of cartoony, yeah, they super, super zoomy. [00:04:03] Speaker A: I'm like, what is this? Just a slap on the wrist. Oh my God. Looked in the mirror and I'm straight. [00:04:10] Speaker B: Twisted Deep trappy They don't want to get at me. They see my white skin and they bless me they happy I woke up. [00:04:19] Speaker A: White now everything's all right. I said I woke up white now everything's all right. [00:04:26] Speaker B: Oh no, bro. It turns out this shit flows two ways, you know Freaky Friday. [00:04:40] Speaker A: Hey, what's up? Whoa. Now I'm white. Sorry, Phillip. There's no going back. I like it like this. [00:04:47] Speaker B: Uh. [00:04:54] Speaker A: Have we officially started? [00:04:55] Speaker B: Yeah, it's real. I think that was all real. [00:04:57] Speaker A: Deep trappy. All right. [00:04:59] Speaker B: It was so catchy. I don't know. I liked it. [00:05:00] Speaker A: Deep trappy Deep trappy. [00:05:02] Speaker B: Should we just do it again? [00:05:05] Speaker A: We call this the Deep Trappy episode. Every song. Deep trappy let's do it again. Oh, man. [00:05:26] Speaker B: Deep trappy. Yeah. You can't slap me. Come on and get at me. You can't even have me. Yeah, I'm so nice. I am not your strange, twisted political device. [00:05:41] Speaker A: Deep trap me. You trying to attack me. I'm feeling attacked like my name was straight Karen, Karen, Karen. Why are you Karen about what I'm saying, man? You not prepared, son. [00:05:56] Speaker B: You ain't prepared, son. You're such a Karen. But this is Deep Trappy. You've been trying to entrap me. This Karen's police. This Karen's a cop. This Karen. I'm please, Karen, please stop trying to. [00:06:11] Speaker A: Sell some water in the park. Karen called the cops trying to get my on the dark Then she called the cops. Karen always trying to stop my fun. I'm like, karen, please go get your hair cut, hon. [00:06:25] Speaker B: Karen even makes me mute my own words in the rap. I'm like, I'm smoking, I'm smoking. I wanna you in the until I. But she's no fun. Yes, she Won't let me. She don't wanna know about my. In the. [00:06:43] Speaker A: Yo. The trappy. You know, it never stops. I'm the one in the world with the biggest. Give me Batman. [00:06:53] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. You know my book. And I love all my. [00:06:59] Speaker A: Deep traffic. Deep traffic. Put it deep trapping. Damn, son, where'd you find this? Shout out, wizard money, gang. We love casting spells. Have you heard that? No, man, it's. It was a big thing for a minute. Deep trappy. Welcome to the Trappy episode. [00:07:28] Speaker B: What does deep trappy mean to you? My. The congregation. Why did I play the Wii theme music? [00:07:41] Speaker A: That's great. I miss being excited like I was as a child. [00:07:46] Speaker B: Oh, do you remember that? [00:07:47] Speaker A: Excited for. I got. I guess I technically wasn't a child, but I remember being so excited for the Wii. [00:07:52] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. I loved my Wii. [00:07:54] Speaker A: The Wii was great. It was like, what? It's like a remote. Like you can do motions with your hand. [00:07:59] Speaker B: I still think that was one of the most. No one else ever was brilliant like that. I mean, Nintendo said, you guys build the biggest, best graphics processors. We're gonna have the one that everyone wants because it's fun. [00:08:09] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:08:10] Speaker B: And I just think that was so smart that they were like, we're not gonna play. Play that game. We're going to build our own entire ecosystem for an entirely different kind of gamer who's like, mostly families and stuff. And I thought that was brilliant. [00:08:21] Speaker A: It's great. It opens up what gaming is, what it can be. I think that's smart, you know? [00:08:26] Speaker B: Yeah. And they were very inventive later with all the, like, cardboard game, like they built those, like. [00:08:30] Speaker A: Oh, yes. That you could. [00:08:32] Speaker B: You could like use your screen and a cardboard thing to build all these different kinds of games. [00:08:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:08:37] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. [00:08:38] Speaker A: That was the time. I remember that. I remember being excited. Like, I was excited for the PS5, but maybe I was too old. All I can think about was like, man, it's gonna be a lot of money. [00:08:47] Speaker B: Yeah, you were a little too old. I got a PS5. I like it. [00:08:51] Speaker A: I mean, I finally. [00:08:51] Speaker B: It took me two years. [00:08:53] Speaker A: Same. It took me two, maybe three years. [00:08:55] Speaker B: Yeah. By the time the PS5. I got a PS5, they were like. And now the PS6. [00:08:59] Speaker A: Yeah. They're like, the PS8 is right around the corner. You get to live the video game. You get transported into the game via Jumanji. Yes. [00:09:07] Speaker B: Jumanji rules. You pay $600 and you get to transport into the game. [00:09:13] Speaker A: Or just pop a kidney in there. Give us a kidney. You get the system and you get one game. Yeah, but you have to pay different more for the controllers. [00:09:22] Speaker B: For that we need a little bit of your small intestine. [00:09:25] Speaker A: We're not asking for much. You could still live or just be rich. [00:09:29] Speaker B: What is this? These video game consoles cost a kidney. Boom boom, boom, boom boom boom boom, boom, boom, boom boom. [00:09:43] Speaker A: Oh, is it back? No, I'm like deep Trappist Seinfeld couldn't have me. [00:09:53] Speaker B: 1991 to 1998 or something. Deep trappy. My neighbor's such a jerk. Comes into my house when I am at work. Yeah, he's not cool. Yeah, he is a framer framing me for murder. And you know his name is Kramer. [00:10:17] Speaker A: Kramer. Serenity now. Ooh, serenity now. I had it up to here. I need serenity now. Everybody on my case. Cause I'm not cool. Even though I said I went to architecture school. [00:10:32] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Vice president or senate. Yeah. You know my girl, she rocking and her name Elaine Bennett. Yeah, she working for that boss. You know what he said? But you'll never see anything but the back of his head. Got an article you got? I'll write about boots. Write about boots. [00:10:51] Speaker A: Got an article you got. All right. About suits. Write about suits. [00:10:55] Speaker B: Yeah. Meanwhile you're hanging out with these two New York Jews. Yeah. Or maybe it's three New York Jews. [00:11:02] Speaker A: Everybody saying, hey man, I can't stand ya. Everybody acting like my name is George Costanza. No hair, but I don't care. Said I. No hair, but I don't care. [00:11:17] Speaker B: Deep trappy. Yeah, but you know, mind meld when we deep trappy over specifics of Seinfeld. [00:11:26] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:11:26] Speaker B: You know what I do. Yeah. Hanging out with my four person crew. [00:11:32] Speaker A: Deep Trappy, I've paved it. Deep Trappy Brought to you by Larry David. [00:11:39] Speaker B: Deep trappy. Now you see this episode brought to you by NBC. [00:11:48] Speaker A: I think that was my favorite deep traffic so far. [00:11:51] Speaker B: Yeah, there's been a lot of deep trappings over the years. One of my favorite deep trappies of theirs was the Seinfeld Deep Traffic. [00:11:57] Speaker A: Hey, you guys, in the comments, go ahead and write down what your favorite deep traffic was. I'm really curious to know. [00:12:12] Speaker B: Yeah, man, I loved that show. [00:12:14] Speaker A: Me too. One of my favorites of all time. [00:12:17] Speaker B: I've never watched Curb. [00:12:18] Speaker A: Yo, that's right. That is a travesty. Honestly, it's. I mean, you would like it. [00:12:23] Speaker B: I know. I liked Seinfeld. So it's like, I don't know. I think it's just a time thing. It's some. When something gets enough Seasons I start, like, I can't start Always Sunny. [00:12:30] Speaker A: Yeah, it gets overwhelming. [00:12:32] Speaker B: It's 1,000 seasons long. [00:12:34] Speaker A: So with Always Sunny, even more so than Curb, they're both kind of the same, though. Like, there's some running plot lines, but you could just take on episodes. And maybe once you watch three, you get the characters for Sunny, you know, I mean, like, okay, this is what this guy is. This what this guy is. And the comedy can build from there. [00:12:52] Speaker B: Do you think it would make sense to watch either of those shows, Curb or Always Sunny, using, Like a vulture, like, best 100 episodes instead of just watching it? [00:13:01] Speaker A: Honestly, yes. Because both of those shows, I feel like Seinfeld like that too. It's like, the more you know the characters, the funny the stuff is. But it's not necessarily, like, you need to know this or this won't make sense. Maybe some of the, like, Susan stuff in Seinfeld, you know what I mean? Like, if you don't know, like, why does he hate his wife so much? [00:13:22] Speaker B: But, you know, I think I missed the Susan stuff the first time around. So the whole time I was. Of course, I was seven. [00:13:27] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:13:29] Speaker B: Well, men hate their wives. That's being an adult. [00:13:32] Speaker A: Yeah. Makes sense. [00:13:33] Speaker B: It's like what you learn from all culture. [00:13:35] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. Men hate their wives. [00:13:37] Speaker B: Wives resentfully have sex with their husbands. [00:13:40] Speaker A: Yeah. They don't want to. It's always like, they gotta almost get tricked into it or their husbands have to earn it in some way. [00:13:46] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Sitcom rules. [00:13:48] Speaker A: Healthy stuff really going on. [00:13:50] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:13:51] Speaker A: Healthy models of behavior. [00:13:53] Speaker B: Yeah. All sorts. Throughout all of media, really. [00:13:56] Speaker A: You know, like, a show like that, I'm not recommending. Oh, this is gonna be a hot take. No, no. I love Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Right? [00:14:03] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:14:03] Speaker A: But that's not one where I'm like, oh, just jump right in. Like, watch any episode. It's kind of like, yeah, that one you kind of do need to watch. I feel like in succession, like, yeah, watch them in a row. But I say all that to say. What flagged in my head was there was this joke that I remember from being a really young guy watching that show. And it was when he had his girlfriend at the time, who I want to say was Tyra Banks. I don't know, but he was like, hey, girl, I got you a bathing suit. And he just, like, unravels, and it's just like a little piece of string. And as a little kid, I thought that was, like, the funniest thing, just him having this string. Cause, like, she can't wear that. It's just a string. [00:14:39] Speaker B: She's gonna be so nudey. Nothing on. It's normal for a boyfriend to trick his girlfriend into being naked. It's normal. [00:14:46] Speaker A: It's normal. [00:14:47] Speaker B: That's a normal thing. And that's after watching Nickelodeon kids cartoons that made us go. It's normal for children to say super sexualized things. [00:14:57] Speaker A: Yeah, dude. [00:14:57] Speaker B: And show their feet in weird ways. [00:14:59] Speaker A: Oh, no, that's. Oh, no, I know. [00:15:03] Speaker B: Oh, no, I know. Oh. [00:15:06] Speaker A: Oh, no. [00:15:09] Speaker B: Oh, yes. Oh, no, I. What? What could this deep traffic be about, Jack? You better tell me. [00:15:20] Speaker A: Get. We're gonna get deep right now. Think about it. [00:15:23] Speaker B: Deepest trappy yet. [00:15:24] Speaker A: Yo. It's like deep traffic. Let me see them feet. I'm like deep, deep. Trap me. Make me wanna eat all them toes that you got. I just need them all. One, two, three. That's ten for my draws. [00:15:40] Speaker B: Let me be so clear. Bust off the lid. I wanna see your feet and I ain't talking about kids. I wanna see the feet of a fully grown adult. I wann up and see what I have smoked. [00:15:54] Speaker A: Oh, is this your feet? Don't hide her. I love me some feet. It's me, Dan Schneider. [00:16:04] Speaker B: It's me, Dan Schneider. Yeah. Notable rider, notable writer for Nick, but he was always thinking with his dick. Disgusting dude. I didn't like him much. Wanted to see kids feet and then fucking touch. [00:16:24] Speaker A: Mm. He'll do whatever makes you laugh. Whatever suits ya. Dan Snyder is the number one exec producer making all the Nickelodeon hits, asking for massages on his back and on his dick. [00:16:40] Speaker B: Big trappy, deep trappy. I'm uncomfortable, but get at me. I do it all. I have a ball. I wanna be on Nick, but I am not young at all. So I went to his office, I was think 30 years old. I held up my feet and said, these are sold to you if you want them. Dan, I am a louch. I am a total slouch. But let me on your casting couch. [00:17:08] Speaker A: Ooh, deep trap. [00:17:10] Speaker B: It you feel good about you know. [00:17:12] Speaker A: Who'S not problematic that I. And it would be devastating if he were problematic. [00:17:16] Speaker B: Who? [00:17:17] Speaker A: Keenan. Keenan Thompson? [00:17:19] Speaker B: Yeah. He seems nothing but lovely someone. [00:17:21] Speaker A: I heard you're familiar with a Bobby Moynihan, right? [00:17:25] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:17:25] Speaker A: You've heard of a Bobby Moynihan? [00:17:27] Speaker B: Bobby Moynihan. [00:17:30] Speaker A: He's musical guest. [00:17:32] Speaker B: Bobby Moynihan. [00:17:34] Speaker A: I'm the musical guest. That's my Bobby Moynihan impression, which is decent. I'm proud of it. But he was on a podcast and he was talking about people that he admired on the show that were just like, nothing seemed to faze them. The people he mentioned were Fred Armisen and Keenan Thompson. [00:17:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:17:53] Speaker A: And he said, like, if you, if Keenan was sick, you would never know it. Keenan just kept everything inside. And I thought that was like two things. It made me think. I was like, man, that's really admirable. Like, wow. He never told anybody when he was suffering. No. But I just, like, that's the mark of a good guy, is like, yeah. Hey, just do your work. Don't say what you're feeling. Just do the job. [00:18:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:18:15] Speaker A: And get it done. [00:18:16] Speaker B: Don't let anything ever get in the way of providing product to us in the form of your body and time. [00:18:23] Speaker A: It was great. I just love that example. And it's, it is true. Like, I get that idea, right? You're making sure the ship is sailing smoothly and you're not causing any kinks. And, you know, it's like, hang on, everybody, I need to do another 50 takes because I'm sick or whatever. You know, it's like you're just pushing through. I don't know why. I did like a Woody Alley. [00:18:45] Speaker B: It's terrible. I, I, I need another 50 tanks because I'm, I'm sick and my wife, who is also my child. Oh, let's do another deep Woody Allen. [00:18:58] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:18:58] Speaker B: Dude, we already did one about notably fun thing to talk about. Yeah. [00:19:02] Speaker A: Schneider. Dude, I feel like we tried to keep it. I mean, we didn't name no names. [00:19:07] Speaker B: No. Well, we named one name. Dan Schneider. [00:19:10] Speaker A: Hey, you know what? For all I know, he's an innocent guy who's just trying to make child's television to entertain the masses. [00:19:17] Speaker B: Yeah, you're so right. [00:19:18] Speaker A: Nothing to do with ego. [00:19:19] Speaker B: Justice for Dan. We've, yeah, full circle. You're not gonna say it. You're not gonna say it. [00:19:26] Speaker A: What am I. Wait, what did you. [00:19:27] Speaker B: Justice for Dan? [00:19:28] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Whatever you said. Yeah. [00:19:30] Speaker B: I wholeheartedly agree on calling Variety what's been said. [00:19:33] Speaker A: Just so you know. [00:19:34] Speaker B: Hollywood Reporter. Blind. Blind item. [00:19:37] Speaker A: Take it out of context. Watch this. One of us is going to be up for an Oscar in 15 years. Work of our lifetime. [00:19:44] Speaker B: There's a podcast where they do a deep traffic just by then. And 15 years has become like a term that's just used. [00:19:55] Speaker A: They did a classic deep trappy, as we all know. Okay. But this one, they decided is when. [00:19:59] Speaker B: You, you talk about. When you just like, gossip. [00:20:02] Speaker A: Yeah. Ooh. [00:20:03] Speaker B: Yeah. You just like talk shit about. [00:20:05] Speaker A: That's a Deep trap. Gotta get my girls together. [00:20:12] Speaker B: Gotta, gotta, gotta get my girls together. [00:20:15] Speaker A: But why? Why are we getting together? [00:20:18] Speaker B: When we get together, we birds of a feather. Let me tell you what Jake did last week. When I tell you, you will not be able to speak. You'll be upset all your life he's talking to some other girl who's not his wife. [00:20:36] Speaker A: I don't like to gossip to that. I'm sure when it comes to the gossip, I'm very mindful, very demure, Very. [00:20:46] Speaker B: Mindful, very demure of that I'm sure. But here's a little more. Daniel and Roger, I think that they're gay. [00:20:54] Speaker A: What? [00:20:55] Speaker B: What can I say? Say girls, what can I say? It's totally fine that they're gay. I mean, it's fine that they're not even out. But I just gotta tell all of my girls. Gotta tell them what I'm thinking about. [00:21:06] Speaker A: You can't say I told you or I'd get some slappy. But I got some deep hot goss. Deep trappy. [00:21:13] Speaker B: Deep hot goss. Which we call deep trappy. That's when our wings and our mouths go flappy. [00:21:20] Speaker A: Nicole told me this bitch said she was sick. Then I saw her in the club getting straight up fucking lit. [00:21:28] Speaker B: Fucking lit and also fucking licked. I saw her in the bathroom. Brian's tongue was on her. That's a deep traffic. Yeah, her lips like at me. Cause she's wrapped around him. She's like, give me some of that B, that D, that D, that D, that D. But the deepest trappy of all is that I'm lonely. I have no fucking friends. I tell you guys my shit. So my mental monologue ends. I don't like myself or the things that I do. So I gossip about me and I gossip about all of you. [00:22:04] Speaker A: Deep trappy. Yeah, it's a deep trappy. It's a phrase now. [00:22:09] Speaker B: Yeah, it's a common, well known phrase. [00:22:11] Speaker A: We're gonna get praised for making the phrase deep trappy popular. And we're gonna get hated on in the same token for bringing justice to Dan Snyder. [00:22:27] Speaker B: They'll be like two sides of equally valid coin. On the one hand, they created a fabulous new term for gossip. On the other hand, a Dan Schneider went free. [00:22:39] Speaker A: Yeah, he's out there roaming the streets. [00:22:41] Speaker B: But we have a great new cultural term. That's how it has to be. That's how it has to be. [00:22:48] Speaker A: What if. No, that is. You know, I gotta get off. I was just gonna say. I'll say it then. We gotta drop it yeah, we're not gonna. But I just wanted to say, you know, you walk into a Foot Locker and you see it's like, oh, this. None of these people look familiar. They're just teens. Well, who's that older guy? [00:23:02] Speaker B: Uh huh. [00:23:03] Speaker A: It's Dan Schneider. [00:23:05] Speaker B: I'm just kidding. I'm not doing it. [00:23:09] Speaker A: Second Dan Schneider, all deep trappy, all Dan Schneider, all 30 minutes just for you. Yeah, dude. [00:23:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:23:22] Speaker A: I love it. [00:23:23] Speaker B: I love that I. I didn't like to gossip when I was a kid. I thought I was above it or I guess I didn't feel like when I gossiped I was doing anything valuable or getting anything out of it. And now of course I like to gossip a little bit. [00:23:35] Speaker A: You gotta have a little gossip a little bit. What's the T? [00:23:39] Speaker B: Yeah, I think it's. Gossip is helpful to reinforce that you don't that something someone else did that you and your friend saw is like, that's not how people should behave. Right. You're looking around at the social group. I'm like socio analyzing gossip to be like, it's okay that I do this right. Meanwhile it's just like, bro, you can do what you want. Gossiping, you're a little gossip. [00:24:01] Speaker A: It's. It's all gravy. I like it depends on the gossip. You know what I mean? I like this stuff. I think where I appreciate it is when you are. There's a. An image that is shown, an outward facing image. And then you find an information that goes against someone's outward facing image. And that kind of juxtaposition, that clashing of ideals is the juice that's the gossip. [00:24:23] Speaker B: Well yeah, of course. It's fun to learn that someone's outer image. [00:24:27] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:24:27] Speaker B: Is not right. [00:24:29] Speaker A: Could you imagine? [00:24:32] Speaker B: All right, this is the last deep cut. This is the same shit. [00:24:40] Speaker A: This is another, it's another gossip. [00:24:42] Speaker B: But, but it's different. [00:24:43] Speaker A: This is different because. Oh my God. Oh my gee, can it be? Did you hear about the real aoc? [00:24:53] Speaker B: Oh yeah, I heard. Can you man understand? She's with a Republican. [00:25:00] Speaker A: Yes. [00:25:01] Speaker B: In the sheets. She's got her man giving her the mad meats. Cause she wants him to know that she loves to farm beats using AK47s. [00:25:13] Speaker A: See AOC can it be. But I heard some gossip that you are the one who likes your toss up. [00:25:22] Speaker B: Oh no. Oh no. [00:25:25] Speaker A: Okay, fine, fine, fine. We'll say this instead. Here we go, here we go. [00:25:27] Speaker B: Here we go. Here we go. [00:25:28] Speaker A: Much better. Dan Schneider, we would justice to you. Dan Schneider. [00:25:34] Speaker B: Dan Schneider. We heard this about you. Yeah, we heard that your public image, you liked kids, but secretly you're a very normal, fun guy. [00:25:44] Speaker A: Yeah. Dan Schneider, he donates money to child things, not prostitutes. No, wait, Dan Schneider, he. [00:25:59] Speaker B: Wait, wait, let me tell you. Did you see about my Ngod? He thought he was the whole lord, but there's something you abhorred. Yes. Secretly he turned into a lamb and slept with this woman by the side of the siam. Oh, wait, wait, I'm thinking of Zeus. Zeus, not God. [00:26:21] Speaker A: Zeus hooked up with his sister. [00:26:25] Speaker B: Poseidon hooked up with his mama. That was not our strongest deep trappy. You can't all be deep. [00:26:36] Speaker A: Not all deep trappies are created equally. And I think that's important for us to really make sure that people know and to not judge your own Deep trappy. [00:26:45] Speaker B: Yeah, I agree. Sometimes you just got a lot of deep trappy flow. That's sort of the ethos of this podcast. I think it's like, you know, the deep trappy is already behind us. And one thing we're definitely sure of is another deep trappy of the deep. [00:26:56] Speaker A: Trappy is already far behind us. Some people say that we need to just let go of deep trappies. Let them go. We gotta have one more deep trappy. I think. [00:27:08] Speaker B: Yeah, I think so. To sort of. [00:27:10] Speaker A: Yeah. Palate cleansing traffic. Something to send people off with a good. [00:27:16] Speaker B: With a good message, a positive message for the world. Yeah, yeah. [00:27:25] Speaker A: Just keep trying your best, everybody. [00:27:27] Speaker B: Do your best. Be your best self. Yeah. [00:27:31] Speaker A: Wake up at 5am, huh? [00:27:33] Speaker B: Be your best self when you deep trappy. Yeah. To try to take lots of good nappies. Try to be nice to your friends and let them get at ye. Yeah, get at ye, yo. [00:27:48] Speaker A: When I do my deep trappy, I be always doing my best. I get lots of sleep and I respond quickly to texts. I always say thank you and I say, yes, please. And I pray to my people. I'm like, oh, yes, please. [00:28:03] Speaker B: Oh, yes. It's great. I over communicate when I wanna go out with somebody, like on a date, right at the beginning, I say, I'm considering this a date so there's no confusion there. And then everything goes great when I deep clap it. Deep clap it Deep clap it deep. Pepper. [00:28:25] Speaker A: Always doing my best. Yeah, that's right. That's what I said. When I'm around all my friends, I always make sure that they're fed. I'm like, these are just facts. Please take all these snacks, please. Here is a bar. Here is a great me. [00:28:41] Speaker B: Yeah, great me. One of my favorite snacks when I'm with my friends. I'm caring the way that I act. I'm trying to be responsible, communicate and find that way they know that when I'm with them, they feel sublime. [00:28:57] Speaker A: Deep traffic. [00:29:01] Speaker B: Deep traffic. See you next time. Get, get at me. Deep, deep, deep trap it. Deep. [00:29:16] Speaker A: Deep trappy. Do your best, be your best self. Do a deep trappy that suits you. See you guys next time. Deep trappy.

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